SECRETS OF FAT SHAMERS REVEALED!
Recent investigations have uncovered the intricate procedure fat shamers use to devise new witty insults.
I want a set!
SECRETS OF FAT SHAMERS REVEALED!
Recent investigations have uncovered the intricate procedure fat shamers use to devise new witty insults.
I want a set!
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
Happy Trails! on Flickr.
we cant get an updated version of “racism” or “sexism” added to the dictionary so manchildren will maybe stop misunderstanding what the words actually mean but of fucking course we can get “friendzone” added. two thousand and fucking thirteen ladies and gentlemen
THEY PUT FRIENDZONE IN THE (OXFORD ONLINE) DICTIONARY AND IT ISN’T DEFINED AS “THE PLACE OF WHINY DOUCHEBAGS WHO THINK ONE INPUTS NICENESS TOKENS INTO A PERSON AND SEX FALLS OUT”?
FUUUUUU.
For Amanda Smulevitz, bus line number 40 is like a time machine. It takes her back nearly four decades to a past growing up in homes scattered across East Oakland, past the San Antonio park where she hung out as a teenager, past Wing’s Daily Kitchen on Foothill, where she and her parents…
The Sublime Cluelessness of Throwing Lavish Great Gatsby Parties
Yet so many people seem enchanted enough by the decadence described in Fitzgerald’s book to ignore its fairly obvious message of condemnation. Gatsby parties can be found all over town. They are staples of spring on many Ivy League campuses and a frequent theme of galas in Manhattan. Just the other day, vacation rental startup Airbnb sent out invitations to a “Gatsby-inspired soiree” at a multi-million-dollar home on Long Island, seemingly oblivious to the novel’s undertones.
It’s like throwing a Lolita-themed children’s birthday party.
Read more. [Image: Universal]
Independence Day Cupcakes!
- red velvet batter
- blue velvet batter
- and vanilla batter
This is a great DIY idea for Fourth of July!
Mother’s Day Marshmallow Flower Pops Tutorial
- If you want to be really creative you can dip the marshmallows in different colored wafers or in chocolate with nuts… be creative!
Art and text by me, Grace Kettenbrink
Check out my other work if you like it!
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma
45 Senators voted to block a bill to expand criminal background checks, and the gun lobby spent at least $8,165,490 to support their campaigns.
How much did your senator receive?